- Why did the weather report go to therapy?
- Because it had too many cloudy days!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
- An abdominal snowman!
- Why did the sun go to school?
- To get a little brighter!
- What’s a tornado’s favorite exercise?
- The twist!
- Why don’t clouds ever get sick?
- Because they always stay in the best of weather!
- How do you catch a cold front?
- With a warm blanket!
- Why did the thermometer go to college?
- To become a degree holder!
- What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
- Hold on to your leaves, this is no ordinary breeze!
- Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thunder?
- It found the relationship too shocking!
- What’s a weather forecaster’s favorite type of music?
- Heavy metal, because it’s always storming!